Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Beating your kids: the right way to do it

There's been a lot of discussion about this in our little office.  We feel that kids are way too spoiled these days.  Whatever happened to the fine days of beating the hell out of your children to teach them a lesson?  Kids get away with way more than we did, they're too soft, and we're just jealous. 

Final outcome of our conversation: striking the fear of God into your kids, good.  Causing bleeding, not good.   Using kitchen utensils, good, unless it weighs more than a rolling pin.  Standing in the corner, good.  Blunt end of knife, very good, especially if you scare them into thinking you might use the other end.
Final verdict - please people, BEAT YOUR KIDS, for the future of our country.

1 comment:

  1. As my personal savior, MAddox, says, if your kids don't cower in fear when you get home, you have failed as a parent.

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