Thursday, May 5, 2011

Cheating Husband

Dear Well Adjusted Couple, I just found out my husband is cheating on me.  At first I thought it might be because he's not attracted to me anymore.  But then I found out that he is cheating on me with another man. Is it possible this is my fault, or is it possible he was already gay?  Help!

Dear Help, Nope, pretty sure you probably turned him gay.   My guess is that you were already unattractive from the start, and in reality, most men aren't phased by that anyway.  They settle for ugly/fat women when, 1, the don't want to deal with the crap a hot chick drags along with her, or 2, they're just too lazy to try to impress a hot chick.  Let me guess, he's told you that you have a good personality right? 

Our advice to you is a choice (lucky you!).  You can either lose 60 lbs and try to look like a boy, and learn to give a blow job (also guessing you don't do that now).  Or you can get a sex change, and lose 60lbs, and learn how to give a blow job.